From the wilds of Salt Lake City, picture the spawn of Roky Erickson and Mo Tucker crashing your local fraternity
house and burning up his bass -- a bearded Pez collector who isn't afraid of a copyright infringement lawsuit --
and you have the Commissioner.
Party music for the wayward of soul and broken of heart. But we don't do him justice (as if he deserved it)
-- maybe it's just guitars and drums co-mingling with withered naked flesh, you decide.
1. "Churches, Schools, and Liquor Stores" CD EP
2. "Yalp!": cassette by Pete Moss and the Mulch
To send him Pez or just to say "Holy Gingrich, Buchanaman!" (or suggest a more current reference), contact the Commish at:
Commissioner Gordon
730 South Gudgell Ct.
Salt Lake City, UT 84111
Email Commision Gordon